Or, why animated movies these days suck.
Aside from the fact that most modern tot-aimed movies make use of the horrendous three-dimensional format, most of them lack heart.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Disney, in particular, is guilty of this sin.
Now, I’m hella excited for their latest offering, The Princess and The Frog, but for two good reasons:
1) IT’S 2D. 2D. 2-FOTHERMUCKIN-D. *insert jizzinmahpantspic*
2) KEITH DAVID. KEITH DAVID. KEITH DAVID.
Instead of focusing on stirring a mixture of different emotions within us with fascinating stories and lovable characters, they instead pour all their energy and money into the oft-groan-worthy humor and big name stars who just don’t pull it off. You know, just like what Dreamworks does.
WHORES.
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.
WHORES!!!!
I’d rant a lot more about this, but I haven’t the proper rage-fuel for such a feat. I’ve got a lot more to say, but I’ll save it for another entry. Watch me open the gates of my ye-olde-cartoon-faggotry for your amusement when I’ve put together my thoughts properly and collected enough images for added effect.
